Laughs to Lighten Your Day

Posted by Legacy Realty on Oct 2, 2019 in Lighten Up and Smile


NEW Laughs October 2019  


Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.


Q: How do you make a goldfish old?

A: Take away the "g".


Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

A: Count Quackula.


Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A: A candle.


Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?



NEW Laughs August 2019  


Q: Why are frogs always so happy?

A: They eat what ever bugs them.


Q: Why do the French eat snails?

A: They don't like fast food.


Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.


Q: Why did the children eat their homework?

A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.


Q: How do you make a witch itch?

A: Take away her "w".


Laughs from July 2019 


Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Bookkeeper


Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office


Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge


Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?
A: David


Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age



Previously Posted

Question: How do crazy people go through the forest?

Answer: They take the psycho path


Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?

Answer: A bellybutton


Question: How do you make a tissue dance?

Answer: Put a bogey in it


Question: What runs but can't walk?

Answer: A faucet


Question: What do you give a dog for a fever?

Answer: Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog