Laughs to Lighten Your Day
NEW Laughs October 2019
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the "g".
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
A: Count Quackula.
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle.
Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
NEW Laughs August 2019
Q: Why are frogs always so happy?
A: They eat what ever bugs them.
Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don't like fast food.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: Why did the children eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".
Laughs from July 2019
Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?
Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age
Question: How do crazy people go through the forest?
Answer: They take the psycho path
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton
Question: How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a bogey in it
Question: What runs but can't walk?
Answer: A faucet
Question: What do you give a dog for a fever?
Answer: Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog