Laughs to Lighten Your Day


Posted by Legacy Realty on Oct 2, 2019 in Lighten Up and Smile

 

NEW Laughs October 2019  

 

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.

 

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?

A: Take away the "g".

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

A: Count Quackula.

 

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A: A candle.

 

Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?

A: EMPTY.

 

NEW Laughs August 2019  

 

Q: Why are frogs always so happy?

A: They eat what ever bugs them.

 

Q: Why do the French eat snails?

A: They don't like fast food.

 

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

 

Q: Why did the children eat their homework?

A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

 

Q: How do you make a witch itch?

A: Take away her "w".

 

Laughs from July 2019 

 

Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Bookkeeper

 

Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office

 

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge

 

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?
A: David

 

Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age

 

 

Previously Posted

Question: How do crazy people go through the forest?

Answer: They take the psycho path

 

Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?

Answer: A bellybutton

 

Question: How do you make a tissue dance?

Answer: Put a bogey in it

 

Question: What runs but can't walk?

Answer: A faucet

 

Question: What do you give a dog for a fever?

Answer: Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog